Adult Mad Libs

*WARNING*  This post will contain one or two words that may be sexually explicit.  Can't deal with it. Don't read. :)

So who loves Mad Libs or has ever played?

MEEEE!!!

I remember there was even a kid show about it. Bit too much maybe.

For those of you unfamiliar with Mad Libs it's a word game.  There is a text with blank words.  Without reading the text, you are asked different grammatical words to fill in the blanks.  This is where you and your friends have fun and suggest crazy things.  When you read the completed text at the end it is HILARIOUS!!

This is a children's game that I will enjoy my entire life.  However when I went to buy bargain books yesterday I was really excited when I grabbed a hold of ADULT MAD LIBS!!! So much fun!!

Nicolas cuddling with my new ADULT Mad Libs

April 2011

Later that night I had an early dinner with one of my best friends at Dennys.  Yummy! She's not one of those hang-out only friends.  You can really sit with her and talk about anything..gossip..superficial things, deep and meaningful things..yes, EVERYTHING.  At certain times we were laughing so hard others were looking at us which only made us laugh harder.  I almost snorted some oreo blender blaster!

Via

 I remember a particular glare from a woman with a little girl sleeping in her arms.  I'm sorry, but maybe it's not the best idea to take your seeping child to Dennys.  Stay home and order Chinese take out! Seriously!  I guess Dennys is not the best place to be young and loud.  At least not before midnight.

Via

Back to Adult Mad Libs.

While we were eating I grabbed my new Mad Libs and explained the game to her.  We gave it a try and laughed so hard it took us 5 minutes to get past the first line.  Here's the sample:

City: Juncos

Celebrity: Justin Timberlake

Plural Noun: Bracers

Verb ending in ING: playing

Plural noun: flowers

Verb: Danse

Same verb: Danse

Part of the body: Dick

Verb (past tense): masterbated

Same verb (present tense): masterbate

Adjective: thick

Adjective: Nasty

QUIZ: Are you a Party Girl?

Are you a party girl? Take this quiz and find out!

1. The best part of living in a party town like Juncos is:

A. Increased chances of running into Justin Timberlake.

B. Great Transportation! It's easy to get around on subways and braces.

2. Haver you ever stayed up all night playing with your flowers even though you promised yourself you were going to danse early that night?

A. Um, I never danse before midnight.

B.  I fall asleep as soon as my dick hits the pillow.

3. The last time you masterbated in on a Saturday night was:

A. In the womb. Want thick proof?  Ask mom, she'll tell you I've been nasty since birth.

B.  I masterbate every Saturday night!

Answer: If you chose (b) for all the above, you need to get out more.

Juncos is a municipal in the country area of Puerto Rico.  Not really a huge city with an active night life which is why we almost couldn't get past that first line.

Today I finished Happens Every Day by: Isabel Gillies.  Yesterday I said the writing was really bad and today I still believe it.  However, it's still a readable book.  I developed a real sympathy for what happened to her.  She may not order her thoughts properly, but her feelings come through.  She says so herself, she's no writer.  The fact that she got this experience down on paper is admirable.  Became a bestseller, even better!  It's a nice airport read.

Hooked on Happens Every Day

April 2011

It's a simple law of physics

It's a simple law of physics.  On a sunny day, the shallower the water, the warmer it gets.  Like a huge clear puddle in a hidden corner of the beach.  I try to look at my ugly feet but there are too many distractions.  The necessary solitude has been diminished by a Sunday afternoon. I catch a glimpse.  The clear water reminds me of their potential of beauty.  But of course, it's not dawn on the coast of Isabela.

A new man is in my life.  We stretch our bodies in the warm water.  I really can't believe I live here.  Is it fair to have access to these sublime moments? We look at each other.  I suppose we're thinking the same thing...
Of course we are.  Sweet words are exchanged.  No kisses, there are children.

I don't compliment eyes.  It's so cliché.  But between our gazes something amazing has happened.  His eye, his left eye... Towards the sand it's green, its usual shade.  Not bad, I'll say. 
But towards the ocean, towards the sky, it's blue. 
The colors don't swirl.  The difference is heavily marked. I can almost see a diagonal line cut through his eye.  It's obviously an effect produced from light and shade.  A simple law of physics.  But I've never seen it before.  And I don't want to forget.

So today I went to the beach in Luquillo, east coast of Puerto Rico.  The piece I shared above is based on an experience that happened today! Romanticized, of course.

General scene at the beach @ Luquillo

 April 10, 2011

With my muse, apparently. :)

 April 10, 2011

READING IS SEXY!!!!

We all know it is.

I got the idea of posting cute pics of girls reading with the tagline (you guessed it) Reading is sexy!

By girls I mean myself. If anyone else would like to join feel free to send me the pics and I'll gladly post.

Here's my first attempt.  :S

Catching up on El cantar del Mío Cid 

April 10, 2011

My boyfriend and I were jogging along the shore when we found the adorable hidden part of the beach I describe above.  We didn't have the camera with us so sadly no pics were taken of the place.  However, next Saturday I'm planning another trip to Luquillo.  On April 16 I will attend the 6th annual Festival del Tinglar ( Leatherback turtle).  The species is endangered and it will also help el Corredor Ecológico del Noreste (Ecologic foundation of the North-East PR). Expect more info and pics.

The plan is to go to the beach in Luquillo afterwards. So maybe I will capture that special place on camera.

Lots of love, mua!