summer time!

Books + Cats + Wedding fever = ME!

Wedding fever I know...I secretly spent a lot of my free time googling wedding stuff and I’m nowhere near getting married.  It’s weird because I never really had that fantasy as a little girl...oh well.. Here’s to making up for lost time lol. 
Also admitting that to myself is a pretty big deal

I’m the type of girl who is all for feminism and equality and no BS tolerance for dbag men...
Weddings aren't anti feminist...  well u know what I mean! :)

Weddings are pretty <3

I’ve lost touch..Sorry to that one person who reads this other than me heheh!

I’ve currently been on couch potato mode..
Well, I deserve it!! Take a look at last semester's grades!!!

This is legit! Not fake and has never happened in my entire college life :D hard work pays off!!

Next week I start summer classes :(
I’m taking 2 courses and it's going to be crazy :S
Each of them is from Monday through Friday and 3 hours!!!!
Hopefully when I get all these credits out of the way I’ll be able to go to Paris smoothly :)

Anyhow....
Some cute Nicolas pics!!!

My gorgeous baby has discovered roses!! And he loves them *sighs*

My boyfriend stopped by with these things..no occasion necessary :)

There was also popcorn but it wasn't so pretty in the pic lol!

oh yea..still working the dark hair!

Adult Mad Libs

*WARNING*  This post will contain one or two words that may be sexually explicit.  Can't deal with it. Don't read. :)

So who loves Mad Libs or has ever played?

MEEEE!!!

I remember there was even a kid show about it. Bit too much maybe.

For those of you unfamiliar with Mad Libs it's a word game.  There is a text with blank words.  Without reading the text, you are asked different grammatical words to fill in the blanks.  This is where you and your friends have fun and suggest crazy things.  When you read the completed text at the end it is HILARIOUS!!

This is a children's game that I will enjoy my entire life.  However when I went to buy bargain books yesterday I was really excited when I grabbed a hold of ADULT MAD LIBS!!! So much fun!!

Nicolas cuddling with my new ADULT Mad Libs

April 2011

Later that night I had an early dinner with one of my best friends at Dennys.  Yummy! She's not one of those hang-out only friends.  You can really sit with her and talk about anything..gossip..superficial things, deep and meaningful things..yes, EVERYTHING.  At certain times we were laughing so hard others were looking at us which only made us laugh harder.  I almost snorted some oreo blender blaster!

Via

 I remember a particular glare from a woman with a little girl sleeping in her arms.  I'm sorry, but maybe it's not the best idea to take your seeping child to Dennys.  Stay home and order Chinese take out! Seriously!  I guess Dennys is not the best place to be young and loud.  At least not before midnight.

Via

Back to Adult Mad Libs.

While we were eating I grabbed my new Mad Libs and explained the game to her.  We gave it a try and laughed so hard it took us 5 minutes to get past the first line.  Here's the sample:

City: Juncos

Celebrity: Justin Timberlake

Plural Noun: Bracers

Verb ending in ING: playing

Plural noun: flowers

Verb: Danse

Same verb: Danse

Part of the body: Dick

Verb (past tense): masterbated

Same verb (present tense): masterbate

Adjective: thick

Adjective: Nasty

QUIZ: Are you a Party Girl?

Are you a party girl? Take this quiz and find out!

1. The best part of living in a party town like Juncos is:

A. Increased chances of running into Justin Timberlake.

B. Great Transportation! It's easy to get around on subways and braces.

2. Haver you ever stayed up all night playing with your flowers even though you promised yourself you were going to danse early that night?

A. Um, I never danse before midnight.

B.  I fall asleep as soon as my dick hits the pillow.

3. The last time you masterbated in on a Saturday night was:

A. In the womb. Want thick proof?  Ask mom, she'll tell you I've been nasty since birth.

B.  I masterbate every Saturday night!

Answer: If you chose (b) for all the above, you need to get out more.

Juncos is a municipal in the country area of Puerto Rico.  Not really a huge city with an active night life which is why we almost couldn't get past that first line.

Today I finished Happens Every Day by: Isabel Gillies.  Yesterday I said the writing was really bad and today I still believe it.  However, it's still a readable book.  I developed a real sympathy for what happened to her.  She may not order her thoughts properly, but her feelings come through.  She says so herself, she's no writer.  The fact that she got this experience down on paper is admirable.  Became a bestseller, even better!  It's a nice airport read.

Hooked on Happens Every Day

April 2011

EVERY BOOK MUST GO!!

It's a sad day when a book store closes...
However, the EVERYTHING MUST GO SALE eases the pain.
Especially when every book is worth 2 bucks or less!!

So Borders at Carolina, Puerto Rico closes tomorrow and my mom and I were lucky enough to make it to their last day for some extreme bargains.

At first it seemed everything sucked, just a bunch of 2 dollar Sarah Palin books. But, looking closer we did get some decent finds.  Agatha Christie for one.  In my case I grabbed every novel with a decent plotline that had won or had been nominated for any book award.  We all read shitty books.  Why not take advantage and pay less than 2 dollars for them?

To sum it up: We got approximately 38 books for seventy something dollars. NICE!!!

Here's a nice pic of our new bargain books.  My plan was to squeeze in between them and get a nice pic for all of you but things got in the way.....

Things like Nicolas, my cat.  Probably should have named him Dennis the Menace!!

Look at him! Off to destroy anything that's stacked!!

Best pic I could come up with!

The first thing I grabbed to read was Happens Every Day by Isabel Gillies. 

In just a few hours I'm way past the 100 pages NOT because it's good.  It's actually pretty bad. Particularly the writing.  Gillies constantly makes these huge parenthesis explaining the back story of why she just said something.  That's pretty awful.

The book is a memoir.  The true story of how her english poetry professor husband left her for another english professor.  I don't know if she changed anybody's name but she's describing everybody in complete detail.  Specifically the Oberlin community in Ohio.

What I LOVE the most is that she has gotten the ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!  Gillies wrote a shitty book about what two literary professors did to her and it became a BESTSELLER!!!  Those a-holes must be dying and I'm here in PR...smiling. :)

so im supposed to write..

My friend Kelley is blogging about her study abroad in South Africa. Lizzy has a feminist blog. This d-bag I hooked up with who I REALLY should stop stalking blogs about math, love and philosofy. (I know you totally want to follow him..)
What am I blogging about?
Possibly this huge piece of snot that just came out of my nose.
I really have no idea.
I suppose this would serve as an online diary. A place to challenge myself. What exactly am I willing to post.
I have a dirty mind. Everybody seems to say that these days. But really, I do.
This blog will most likely be filled with nonsence.
I wont invite people i know to follow me so i'll probably just follow myself.  If things change, great.
I am new to the blogging experience. I can't even change the colors on this site.
I really just have to get myself writing.

Thoughts for today...
Earthquake and tsunami in Japan. I don't enjoy watching the videos.
Nicolas, my cat, is getting huge.

Watched Beowulf and Grendel for extra credit in my Medieval literature class (Gerard Butler <3 )

Slept a lot today. Have been sleeping too much lately.  Nicolas must have a bad influence on me.

The start of this blog is a true expression of procrastination.
Its 12:46am and I'm hungry. 

*Note: This was actually published on Friday, March 11 2011.  I wasn't able to change the url of my blog so I started a "new" one and copypasted this post.